Tag: fail

  • Tutorial: Burning the Jeep

    Tutorial: Burning the Jeep

    With a friend heading in to town for the weekend, we started planning our most elaborate burn shot yet, we wanted to surround our Jeep with fire and smoke. The fire was the easy part, we’re getting quite good at that. We simply took the fire whip idea (tutorial here) and made a 9 foot…

  • Failed: Attempt at ‘odd’ lighted balloon painting

    Failed: Attempt at ‘odd’ lighted balloon painting

    A friend recently showed me a picture of orbs glowing gently in the night forest. After some time, I figured out I could recreate the scene by placing glow-sticks inside inflated balloons. I think the idea is sound but this picture is appaling. The leassons here are that you need LOTS more balloons, you need…

  • Tutorial: Making an Antelope Goddess (multiplicity tutorial)

    Tutorial: Making an Antelope Goddess (multiplicity tutorial)

    The image of my multi-armed wife worshiping in Lower Antelope Canyon generated more conversation and ‘likes’ than anything I’ve done on Facebook ever. It was mostly ignored on Flickr, and has generated reasonable traffic here, so I decided to show you how to make one of your own. First, find an 8 armed friend… Plan…

  • Nikon needs to fire someone

    Nikon needs to fire someone

    I had a dream that my D300 broke. Before I tell you about that, let me tell you what will happen when I break my iPhone. I see it clearly in my mind. I knock my 3Gs off the table, I reach for it, grasping the air. I almost make it but it slips from…

  • Review (Fuji X-Pro1): Our Fuji X-Pro1 weekend in Calistoga

    Review (Fuji X-Pro1): Our Fuji X-Pro1 weekend in Calistoga

    Ah Calistoga, home of the wine country, heart of Napa. Place where I drank beer. Oops. It’s a truly magnificent area. You should visit. We spent the weekend hiking with the new FujiFilm X-Pro1 brick. There I said it, it’s a brick. It’s a fabulous brick. It looks old-skool and it’s solid enough that you…

  • Review (Olympus EP-2): Our 4/3rds Weekend at East Brother Light Station

    Review (Olympus EP-2): Our 4/3rds Weekend at East Brother Light Station

    As you know my lovely wife and I are about to hike the Grand Canyon. This epic 3 day walk, carrying all our gear will probably kill me, but that’s OK because I intend to leave some lovely photos of the event for my descendants to quibble over. The problem I have, is what camera…

  • Sutro Baths and Bird Crap

    Sutro Baths and Bird Crap

    The Bay Area Night Photo group met recently at Sutro Baths in San Francisco. Once upon a time the place was magnificent, now it’s just a pile of decaying concrete.   Which makes it perfect for setting fire to! One day I’ll show you how we make these fireworks. In the meanwhile I’m sure a…